North Korea, Best Korea!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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