Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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