You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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