You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
