at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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