i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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