Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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