Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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