I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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