He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
