My Higher Power is John Stamos
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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