you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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