i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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