How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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