On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
