Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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