I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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