Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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