I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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