i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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