She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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