I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
