the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
do nipples grow back?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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