I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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