Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Where is the hickey?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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