For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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