I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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