This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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