You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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