He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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