so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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