Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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