508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
barbara walters just said penis...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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