Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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