Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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