Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
