It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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