The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
