Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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