My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
How naked do you want me to be?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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