why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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