Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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