The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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