Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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