weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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