Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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