you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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