Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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