We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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