I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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