Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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