oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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