he wants to bone in the snuggie
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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