You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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